"Crabs got you again, huh?"
Guadalupe River
"Where's my tube?" "Go with Backwoods!"
I brought my girlfriend along. Hey it's a long float.
Nice speedo Whodi
"Hey you guys, here I come get out the way!"
Floating at minus 1 ft. per hour.
"Float dee Reeever!"
"I think I'm floating in someone's piss."
Think the river has gone down any?
Can you say, "menage-a-trois"
"How do I look?" "Your stomach is a little sunburned."
Is that Bigfoot?
Nah, it's just Backwoods
Bob-bo's drowning
Not much floating going on here