"Crabs got you again, huh?"
"Where's my tube?"
"Go with Backwoods!"
I brought my girlfriend along. Hey it's a long
"Hey you guys, here I come get out the way!"
Floating at minus 1 ft. per hour.
"Float dee Reeever!"
"I think I'm floating in someone's piss."
Think the river has gone down any?
Can you say, "menage-a-trois"
"How do I look?" "Your stomach is a
Is that Bigfoot?
Nah, it's just Backwoods
Not much floating going on here