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July
2000
( 2-8 )
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I
used to think only two things were sure in life, death and taxes. Now
comes along the Year 2000.
- Unknown
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( 9-15 )
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When
you believe in yourself, the power behind you is greater than any task in
front of you.
- Richard L. Weaver II
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( 16-22 )
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A
person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein
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( 23-29 )
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I
will pay more for the ability to deal with people than for any other
ability under the sun.
- John D. Rockefeller
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August
( 1-5 )
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He
who laughs last, didn't get the joke.
- Unknown
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(
6-12 )
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If
you watch a game, it's fun,
If you play it, it's recreation,
If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope
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( 13-19 )
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Maybe
today's my day...But with 5 billion people in the world, what are the
chances.
- Anonymous
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( 20-26 )
| "Alcohol, the cause of, and the solution to, all the worlds problems!" - Homer Simpson
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( 27-31)
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It's
no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, "I
was really
meant to be a ballet
dancer."
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By then, pigs will be more
your style.
- Quentin Crisp
September
(
3-9 )
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Programming
today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and
better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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(
10-16 )
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People
may not believe what you say say...but they'll believe what you do.
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(
17-23 )
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Death
and taxes will always be with us...at least death never gets any worse.
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(
24-30 )
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To
dream of the person you would love to be is wasting the person you are.
- Henkg@senet.com.au
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October (
1-7 )
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Good
judgement comes from experience...experience comes from poor judgement.
- Jimi
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(
8-14 )
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Don't
try to open a door that has already been opened.
-Mikie
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(
15-21 )
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Worrying
is like a rocking chair; it gives you something to do, but gets you
nowhere.
-Karen
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(
22-28 )
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If
variety is the spice of life...I've got heartburn.
- rick.ellis@transamerica.com
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(
29-31 )
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Never
lose your ignorance, you cannot replace it.
- Mark Bennison
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November (
1-4 )
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Never
underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
- Unknown
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(
5-11 )
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Success
in life is defined by how well you deal with plan B.
-Marilu Henner
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(
12-18 )
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Hollywood
is a place that will give you $2000 for your body and 50 cents for your
soul.
-Marilyn Monroe
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(
19-25 )
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The
greatest teacher is often the self.
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(
26-30 )
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Life
is mostly froth and bubble, two things stand like stone. Kindness in
another's trouble, courage in your own. -Adam Lindsay Gordon, 1867.
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December (
3-9 )
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It is not the strongest species that survives nor
the most intelligent but rather the one that is most adaptive to change.
- Charles Darwin
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(
10-16 )
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My
grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do
the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the
first group; there was much less competition.
-Indira Gandhi
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(
17-23 )
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Don't
hate me because I'm beautiful.
- Al Bundy
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(
24-30 )
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Beware
of geeks bearing gifs.
- Martin Klein
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January
2001
(
1-6 )
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Beware
of geeks bearing gifs.
- Martin Klein
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(
7-13 )
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The
love of life is the root of all good.
- Joel
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(
14-20 )
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It
is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and
remove all doubt.
- Abraham Lincoln
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(
21-28 )
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I
filled out an application that said, "In Case of Emergency
Notify." I wrote "Doctor". What is my mother going to
do?
- Steven Wright
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