July 2000

( 2-8 ) 

I used to think only two things were sure in life, death and taxes. Now comes along the Year 2000.
- Unknown

( 9-15 )

When you believe in yourself, the power behind you is greater than any task in front of you.
     - Richard L. Weaver II

( 16-22 )

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
     - Albert Einstein

( 23-29 )

I will pay more for the ability to deal with people than for any other ability under the sun.
     - John D. Rockefeller



( 1-5 )

He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.
     - Unknown

( 6-12 )

If you watch a game, it's fun,
If you play it, it's recreation,
If you work at it, it's golf.
     - Bob Hope

( 13-19 )

Maybe today's my day...But with 5 billion people in the world, what are the chances.
     - Anonymous

( 20-26 )

"Alcohol, the cause of, and the solution to, all the worlds problems!" - Homer Simpson
( 27-31)

It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, "I  was really meant to be a ballet dancer."

          By then, pigs will be more your style.
               - Quentin Crisp



( 3-9 )

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

( 10-16 )

People may not believe what you say say...but they'll believe what you do.

( 17-23 )

Death and taxes will always be with us...at least death never gets any worse.

( 24-30 )

To dream of the person you would love to be is wasting the person you are.
     - Henkg@senet.com.au



( 1-7 )

Good judgement comes from experience...experience comes from poor judgement.
     - Jimi

( 8-14 )

Don't try to open a door that has already been opened.

( 15-21 )

Worrying is like a rocking chair; it gives you something to do, but gets you nowhere.

( 22-28 )

If variety is the spice of life...I've got heartburn.
- rick.ellis@transamerica.com

( 29-31 )

Never lose your ignorance, you cannot replace it.
- Mark Bennison



( 1-4 )

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
- Unknown

( 5-11 )

Success in life is defined by how well you deal with plan B.
-Marilu Henner

( 12-18 )

Hollywood is a place that will give you $2000 for your body and 50 cents for your soul.
-Marilyn Monroe

( 19-25 )

The greatest teacher is often the self.

( 26-30 )

Life is mostly froth and bubble, two things stand like stone. Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own.   -Adam Lindsay Gordon, 1867.


( 3-9 )

It is not the strongest species that survives nor the most intelligent but rather the one that is most adaptive to change.
- Charles Darwin

( 10-16 )

My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
-Indira Gandhi

( 17-23 )

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
- Al Bundy

( 24-30 )

Beware of geeks bearing gifs.
- Martin Klein

January 2001

( 1-6 )

Beware of geeks bearing gifs.
- Martin Klein

( 7-13 )

The love of life is the root of all good.
- Joel

( 14-20 )

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
- Abraham Lincoln

( 21-28 )

I filled out an application that said, "In Case of Emergency Notify." I wrote "Doctor".  What is my mother going to do?
- Steven Wright