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This is not intended to offend. We don't hate on frats or sororities and their members. It is not fair to
stereotype all members by the actions of others. We just feel that
although these organizations "occasionally" take time away from
partying to raise a couple bucks for charity they are unnecessary, hypocritical, and a waste of time.
If they really cared about something besides self promotion and gratification
they could do a lot more. If you
want to be part of something but don't want to put up with all the
bullshit of fraternities then Friends
For Free is definitely worth checking
out. *
Are
you tired of all those bunk ass frat daddies with hot girls just because
he's a "beta" or a "kappa"? What the hell is
that anyway? Oh, I'm in a fraternity so you must love me, touch me,
oh you know you want me. Whatever loser! The only way these little
pencil neck pricks can even get a date is by flaunting their daddy's money
around or dating a sorority hoochie.
Are you sick of sorority bitches prissing around like they are
Hedi Klum, when in actuality they are airhead heifers with store bought
friends who whore themselves out to any frattie that will hit on them in a
bar.
Friends For Free is the ideal
answer to frats and sororities. We could give a rat's ass whether your
parents spend a lot of money or you drive a '94 Volvo. We're just
interested in people who are fun, don't mind being a little rowdy, and
don't care about what other people think cuz you're gettin' yours and
f-bomb them anyway.
There are only 3 requirements for becoming a member of our very
exclusively un-exclusive group:
| Buy
a $5.00 window sticker
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| Pitch
in at parties for the keg and food, otherwise B.Y.O.B.
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| Have
fun
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That's it!
We are always the life of every party, leave with the
hottest girls (or guys for you ladies), and usually end up with more new
members. Our members are just as handsome and classy as the next
person, but we don't try and throw it in anyone's face or expect people to
treat us differently cuz we only care about having a blast wherever we
are or whoever we're with. We are a group of all equal
members. Our members vary in gender, race, age, education,
personalities, and interests. We're here to provide some fellowship
between college students and give them an opportunity to get a momentary
break from the everyday grind of school, work, etc. When you are a
member of F. F. F. you are a member
for life because you make true friendships.
Friends For Free is a
great and an excellent idea! It is really needed on
college campuses and should have been established a long time ago.
Give us a chance and you won't be disappointed, and if you are big whoop,
so your out $5.00. That's less than a Monster at Freebirds. Gig'em
and God bless the Fightin' Texas Aggies, WHOOP!! |
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